Why Choose Us

Exclusive Designs By Clowns, For Clowns!

Most of our core product line pieces are absolute exclusive silhouettes you cannot find anywhere else! We know what performers need because, well, we are performers ourselves. We need pieces that will hold up show after show, be easy to wash, and look stunning on stage. And as cool as one-of-a-kind handmade costume pieces are, for a professional, your regalia is part of your trademark, your performance signature look, and you're gonna need duplicates of the exact same style for your artistic consistency. God forbid your luggage get lost on tour, or your coat gets totally trashed at the party you were working--we got you, and we can get your the exact same piece, usually in 16 days or less.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"My items are custom made and the colors are perfectly matched to a piece I got from a different store. Quality is good, doesn't feel cheap." — Tahler, haunt actor

Professional-Strength Construction

Every piece we offer at AbyssWares is made to be super durable, comfortable, and beautiful for professionals to rely on as part of their performance gear. I choose fabrics and cuts with the mindset that entertainers are athletes, and deserve the same quality construction and high-intensity tech fabrics that professional athletes need in their sports uniforms. They are durable, this is costumery purpose-built for industrial-strength whimsy!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"I purchased these to wear for my pro wrestling character. The material is comfortable and durable and they were a big hit with the other wrestlers." — Kevin, performer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"As an almost graduated clown it has made my skit performances less constricted wearing these overalls. The fabric is perfect for being in motion and doesn't make you look/feel stiff." — Justine, clown performer

Custom Work, Made For You

Have a design in your head that doesn't exist on the site yet? Send me a message! I take on custom pieces built around your references, performance needs, and your vision. If you don't see exactly what you want, ask, you might just end up with your dream fit!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Owner made exactly what I wanted. Absolutely gorgeous work." — Chris, repeat customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Excellent work from them." — Spring, verified customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Absolutely phenomenal craftsmanship! Lorene completely accommodated my custom look, tailoring the fit perfectly to my athletic frame... She customized the vest with exactly the pockets I needed and went the extra mile to swap in custom black buttons to seamlessly match my character design." — Kevin, haunt actor

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"They were even able to provide the exact color hex code so I could get an idea of what I was working with... very polite even open to customization options." — Macy, verified customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"No AI pattern, home grown! The wonderful lady made exactly what I wanted from my references... she does custom work, the secret knock is the message button. You're cool, you can order custom too! Why not get your dream fit?!" — Chris, repeat customer

Made One-At-A-Time, Near-Zero Waste

AbyssWares products are made one-at-a-time by our wonderful factory in China, shipping your finished piece factory-direct to your door. To ensure industrial-strength durability and colors that stay vibrant wash after wash, we partner with professional textile experts who print our original designs onto raw fabric, then cut and sew the garment specifically for your order. This zero-waste process means your piece doesn't exist in the world until you hit purchase.

World-Wide Shipping, PDQ (pretty darn quick!!)

Based on 3 years of shipping data tracking hundreds of orders, 16 days is our average fulfillment time from order-to-doorstep for standard shipping. Our factory usually takes between 3-5 days to create your order from scratch, then depending on where you are, it usually takes less than 2 weeks to ship. Plus we offer a fast shipping upgrade that can cut that down to about 10 days if you need it quicker.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"The quality is amazing! The item matched perfectly to the description! And it came fast! Everything was amazing!" — Sammie, verified buyer

Service You Can Actually Count On

We treat every order like it matters, because it does. Full exchange and return support, updates from the moment you order to the moment it lands on your doorstep, and a real person on the other end who actually cares about getting your piece right. 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Spectacular shirt, Spectacular shop, Spectacular customer service. 10/10 every single time." — Justine, 3rd time customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"She has gone above and beyond... always keeps me updated with everything including tracking, answers any questions and is all round super helpful. I am now a life long customer." — Marc, 3rd time customer

Easy Exchanges, No Hassle

Ordered the wrong size? It happens, and it shouldn't ruin your day. For domestic US orders, we cover return shipping on exchanges. Our top priority is to get you out there wearing something you love, spreading your whimsy to the world!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"Seller let me exchange pants for a larger size with no hassle." — Venn, verified buyer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"I had to make a return and the seller made it a breeze." — vuilgeboost0, verified buyer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"I exchanged it for a different size and Lorene was super responsive and accommodating." — Cindy, verified buyer