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Cool boxy loose Hawaiian fit looks street casual and the natural rayon fabric feels silky and luxurious, so comfortable in hot weather. Perfect match with the cotton canvas skate shorts for an eye-popping summer festival rave outfit set!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: 100% rayon\u003cbr\u003eFeatures: buttondown collar tiki style top w short sleeves\u003cbr\u003eFit: RUNS SMALL please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions: machine wash COLD with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! 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This is a coat meant to stand out! Go clowncore maximalist this Pride season or up your clown performance wardrobe. Canvas twill outer, lined with polyester suit lining, two roomy pockets in the front, one button closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBe extra #Clowncore #Maximalist let’s gooooooooooooooooooo\u003cbr\u003eYESDOUBLEYES has FREE GLOBAL SHIPPING alt clown punk fashions for Pride fest, rave, Burning Man, music festivals, roller derby, funky drag groovy party wear Specially made-to-order and worth the wait! Original artwork by yesdoubleyes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.:. Fabric: 100% cotton twill outer, silky polyester lining. NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%.\u003cbr\u003e.:. Features: Flat Lapel Collar, long sleeve, two pockets\u003cbr\u003e.:. Fit: Regular US men's sizing. Please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions: Hand wash COLD by itself. Do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not dry clean. Iron on very low or gently steam wrinkles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements' position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! Free shipping on most things, all shipping is carbon-neutral!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: Europe Gateway International B.V., info@euegi.nl, Kraijenhoffstraat 137 A , , Amsterdam, 1018RG\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635325207,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-XS","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635357975,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-S","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635390743,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-M","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635423511,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-L","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635456279,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635489047,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-2XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635521815,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-3XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635554583,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-4XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49407635587351,"sku":"ADS-3MOCXZ17-9FYVE-FFFFFF-5XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/Fruit_Stripe_Rainbow_Mens_Blazer.jpg?v=1721321587"},{"product_id":"octopus-man-japanese-streetwear-shirt","title":"Octopus Man Japanese Streetwear Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAFqdXlrszU\/d5VSNLxmm7sMF1T_rhickQ\/watch?embed\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA truly unique and mesmerizing piece of wearable art - our Ukiyo-e Japanese Vintage woodblock-printed graphic tee. Featuring a captivating woodblock printing of what is obviously Cthulhu in regal robes surrounded by men donning fish hats, this design from 1791 is titled The Origin of Octopus with Potato (Imo-Dako no yurai). Crafted from 100% cotton, this weird graphic tee is comfy and sturdy, makes a great sleep shirt, too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThanks to the Martin A. Ryerson Collection and the Art Institute of Chicago for making this weird art available!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Fabric: 100% Cotton\u003cbr\u003eRegular US size-- PLEASE measure  from a tee you have at home and compare to our chart! If you can't measure, get a size or 2 up from your usual American size. Better to measure tho, bro.\u003cbr\u003e Classic round crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e This product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Notice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! 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