{"title":"Bottoms","description":"\u003cp\u003eMens and womens bottoms: the coolest yoga pants, clown pantaloons, bizarre shorts, skirts with pockets, cute overalls, shortie shoralls, tennis skorts, and tight bikeshorts and baggy oversized jorts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"black-scorpion-joggers","title":"Black Scorpion Joggers","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAGGu6PTFFI\/hppIEvRfOlOBjQPhSipqtw\/watch?embed\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eWe love the vintage curio cabinet dark acedemia aesthetic, so here's our ode to all things buggy in natural, wonderful COTTON! These will be your fave pants on the street or lounging around!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eSuper cozy, durable, biodegradable cotton is sensory-friendly and gets softer and better with every wash and wear, with no microplastics going into our water systems like petroleum-based fabrics give off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eFabric: 100% cotton NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%.\u003cbr\u003eFeatures: Pockets, elastic waist with drawstring\u003cbr\u003e Fit: RUNS SMALL please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eCare Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e This product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e Notice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! Free shipping on most things, all shipping is carbon-neutral!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: Europe Gateway International B.V., info@euegi.nl, Kraijenhoffstraat 137 A ,Amsterdam, 1018RG\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49047132307735,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-S","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49047132340503,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-M","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49047132373271,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-L","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49047132406039,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49047132438807,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-2XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":49047132471575,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-3XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":49047132504343,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-4XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":49047132537111,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7ES9S-FFFFFF-5XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/black_scorpion_joggers.jpg?v=1745212577"},{"product_id":"glitch-stripe-joggers","title":"Glitch Stripe Joggers","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAGG2vAxIYw\/uQJDNAf7Zk0Oee97E0Ynzw\/watch?embed\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003eGlitchy and comfy, these awesome cotton joggers will be your fave on the street or on your couch! Abysswares' original glitchcore prints make us think about the nature of mistakes, and question if there are any, really. We digress. These are great cotton pants that look fly AF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e-- Fabric: 100% cotton NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%.\u003cbr\u003e-- Features: Elastic waistband with drawstring, elastic at cuffs\u003cbr\u003e-- Fit: RUNS SMALL please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e This product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e Notice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements' position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! Free shipping on most things, all shipping is carbon-neutral!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative: Europe Gateway International B.V., info@euegi.nl, Kraijenhoffstraat 137 A ,Amsterdam, 1018RG\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49060691935511,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-S","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49060691968279,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-M","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49060692001047,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-L","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49060692033815,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49060692066583,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-2XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":49060692099351,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-3XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":49060692132119,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-4XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":49060692164887,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7FFAU-FFFFFF-5XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/Glitch_Stripe_Joggers.jpg?v=1744259854"},{"product_id":"plasma-rainbow-joggers","title":"Plasma Rainbow Joggers","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAGHSrAWXRU\/vwk_yrQJCGlvOK28aem1Rg\/watch?embed\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003eOur AbyssWares original Cyber Fairy Rainbow pattern looks astounding as comfy cotton casual lounge pants, wear em to bed and wear em to the parade! An elastic waist with drawstring and elastic at the cuffs make these a classic relaxed fit you'll love. Plus, the cotton fabric is not only super comfy and gets softer with wear, but it is biodegradable and does not pollute our waterways with microplastics every washing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e Fabric: 100% cotton NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%. \u003cbr\u003eFeatures: Elastic waist with drawstring, elastic at cuffs, side pockets\u003cbr\u003e Fit: RUNS SMALL please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e Care Instructions: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003e This product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"0 0 []\"\u003eNotice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements' position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! Free shipping on most things, all shipping is carbon-neutral!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: Europe Gateway International B.V., info@euegi.nl, Kraijenhoffstraat 137 A ,Amsterdam, 1018RG\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850807063,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-S","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850839831,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-M","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850872599,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-L","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850905367,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850938135,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-2XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068850970903,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-3XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068851003671,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-4XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Rainbow","offer_id":49068851036439,"sku":"ADS-3MPXZX30-7G8TA-FFFFFF-5XL","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/plasma_rainbow_joggers.jpg?v=1745212436"},{"product_id":"barbie-bugs-maxi-jean-skirt","title":"Barbie Bugs Maxi Jean Skirt","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAGN_XFds7Y\/c_qTkcNfN0LO5M4mIoZ9ow\/watch?embed\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHot pink Barbie Bugs maxi covered in creepy crawly centipedes, spiders, scorpions and beetles on this awesomely comfortable cotton canvas jean skirt! Wear it with maximalist yami kawaii accessories or just a black baby tee for a minimalist acid goth weirdcore look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFabric: 100% cotton NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%. Feels like jeans and gets softer with washing.\u003cbr\u003eFeatures: Maxi length elastic waist skirt with front split for movement, side pockets AND back pockets!\u003cbr\u003eFit: RUNS SMALL please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCare Instructions: machine wash COLD with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay!  Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNotice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements' position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! Free shipping on most things, all shipping is carbon-neutral!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975149847,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-S","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975182615,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-M","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975215383,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-L","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975248151,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-XL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975280919,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-2XL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975313687,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-3XL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975346455,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-4XL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Pink","offer_id":49527975379223,"sku":"ADS-3WDSBS15-BHWYX-FFFFFF-5XL","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/Barbie_Bugs_Maxi_Jean_Skirt_3.jpg?v=1744263256"},{"product_id":"tangerine-purple-checker-jorts","title":"Tangerine Purple Checker Jorts","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAGOJGRTDSw\/yEMDhhb9YxxMw8mQ2Upr4w\/watch?embed\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaximalist scenecore clowncore vibes when you wear these nonbinary baggy jorts in tangerine orange and violet purple! Comfy and sturdy cotton twill feels like jeans and gets softer with washes. Fantastic for Summer festivals and as casual streetwear when you want to be extra awesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e Fabric: 100% cotton NOTE: The fabric of this product is composed of 100% natural fibers, and the shrinkage is estimated to be 3%-5%. \u003cbr\u003e Features: Elastic drawstring waist, side and back pockets\u003cbr\u003e Fit: Regular baggy cut; please take measurements from clothing you have at home that fits how you like, then compare to our chart. Centimeters are more accurate. When in doubt, get a size up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e Care Instructions: machine wash COLD with similar colors, do not bleach, hang up to dry. Do not iron, do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e This product is made on-demand, making it an eco-conscious choice that avoids the usual waste of the fashion industry! Yay! Overseas production takes 5-14 days, and shipping usually between 2-3 weeks, sometimes 4.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e Notice: Everyone's monitor is different! A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements' position. It will be crisp and beautifully printed, though!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAbysswares is your alternative fashion shop online for the weirdest clothes, goth fashion, alt aesthetic clothing, dark academia, horror apparel, J fashions, kawaii style, punk egirl aesthetic, weirdcore clothes, cyberpunk rave outfits, witchy attire, kidcore, clown core costumes and more! 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Nice side pockets, and elastic at waist and ankles make these extra comfy and convenient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; width: 100%; height: 0; padding-top: 100.0000%; padding-bottom: 0; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px 0 rgba(63,69,81,0.16); margin-top: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.9em; overflow: hidden; border-radius: 8px; will-change: transform;\"\u003e\u003ciframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"position: absolute; width: 100%; height: 100%; top: 0; left: 0; border: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAG9-8VQ9Ao\/Ih6QepKCH34nPPoVhsXVKA\/watch?embed\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.canva.com\/design\/DAG9-8VQ9Ao\/Ih6QepKCH34nPPoVhsXVKA\/watch?utm_content=DAG9-8VQ9Ao\u0026amp;utm_campaign=designshare\u0026amp;utm_medium=embeds\u0026amp;utm_source=link\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSun Stripe Baggy Clown Pants\u003c\/a\u003e by AbyssWares\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: Poly Waffle (95% polyester and 5% spandex)\u003cbr\u003eFeatures: wide leg drop-crotch harem pants with elastic ankle and drawstring waist\u003cbr\u003eFit: Baggy full cut regular unisex (men's) US size. 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Women-owned business based in the USA, shipping artisanal weirdcore fashions all over the world :) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEU representative: Europe Gateway International B.V., info@euegi.nl, Kraijenhoffstraat 137 A , Amsterdam, 1018RG, the Netherlands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AbyssWares","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620631319,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-XS","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620664087,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-S","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620696855,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-M","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620729623,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-L","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620762391,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-XL","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620795159,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-2XL","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620827927,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-3XL","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ RedYellow","offer_id":51390620860695,"sku":"ADS-3MPXDL48-MFTWJ-FFFFFF-4XL","price":82.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0828\/4615\/5031\/files\/Sun_Stripe_Pantaloons_LJ_5.jpg?v=1768019057"},{"product_id":"glitch-stripe-wide-leg-overalls","title":"Glitch Stripe Wide Leg Overalls","description":"\u003cp\u003eWide-leg palazzo pants-style overalls with a weirdcore cyberpunk distorto-glitch stripe pattern. 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